[Verse 1]

Loose lips sink ships, Dennis Hopper

They don't love you anymore

Blood trails, blackmails, leave a light on

And put a key in the back door

[Chorus]

Yeah, they're laughing at you

They're not laughing with you

It's another guilt slip

On my Freudian trip

And I think the joke's on me

[Verse 2]

Bad seeds grow weeds, Crispin Glover

I wish you were on the TV

Girl bruised, sad news on her birthday

Turn the channel and you'll see

[Chorus]

That they're laughing at us

They're not laughing with us

And I think the joke's on me

[Bridge]

Just another guilt slip

On my Freudian trip

As we choke on the irony

[Chorus]

Yeah, they're laughing at us

They're not laughing with us

And goddamn, the joke's on me

Just another drug slip

On my Pagan field trip

Are you saint or celebrity? Oh

[Outro]

Crispin Glover, save us all