[Intro]

Uh, things could get better

I guess

What do you think

You to

Uh huh yeah yeah yeah

Oh oh oh yeah yeah yeah

Uh huh

Check this out

Here's how I did it

[Verse 1]

Spent my last 5 dollars at Burger King

I have no money have no nothing

Which makes it impossible for me

To take care of my dog properly (Domino)

I played in a game of basket ball

At the park with some guys and my man Johnny Zee

At fat older man jumped on my back

And flared up an old high school injury

I'm still tripping off my ex-girlfriend

We broke up three years ago last week

I still write songs about that girl

But she's moved on very nicely

I wrecked my car I ride a bike

But some asshole came and stole my seat

He didn't give a damn about my life

So now I only travel by my feet

[Hook] x2

Everything is almost fine

I've just got a few of these frustrations

And they're weighing on my mind

[Verse 2]

The Mets ain't won since '86

The Dolphins lost by 55

I had to go to Mario

My little sister had to drive

I give myself these wack haircuts

So it's all uneven in the back

I can't afford a barbershop

So now I only wear a hat

My label president says I'm fat

And I need to lose like fourty pounds

And get some style in my wardrobe

And maybe audition for O-town

It's getting close to being almost fine

But when I think I pull ahead I'm really falling way behind

What was the straight line turned into a fork in a road

And I took the wrong route and i though you should know

[Hook] x2

[Bridge]

But at least I don't have lobster hands like those people i saw on Jerry Springer

And at least I can still drink gusto with true liners

Yo

My name is Marty James, alias: Scapegoat Willie

Yeah

Here we go

Here we go

Yo

Mario

[Hook] x 2