[Verse 1]

When the United States of genocide

Decided to break free

They instilled a huddled mass

Of neuroses in me

Or maybe it was Palestine

With that wretched German dwarf

Who carved the need to self-preserve

To pander and perform

[Verse 2]

Wish I were a woman for

Their struggle is noble

But culture shock is all I've got

I've worn it through it all

As I give in and integrate

The Matrix breaks me down

The kyke will denigrate himself

For the amusement of the crown

[Chorus]

(Oh, oh)

I'm just a sick little Injun

(I am, I am)

Whose graves were razed by tank engines

(I am, I am)

I'm just an African import

(I am, I am)

Whipped and bound as an export

I'm the Hebrew

[Verse 3]

They say to be a minority

Is melting in their pot

But this soup is foul, I wear a scowl

And pine for what I'm not

We make the best comedians

But sadly it's no joke

Chop off the hand of Abraham

Before he slits my throat, oh, God, no

[Chorus]

[Bridge x2: Max Bemis & Brian Sella]

I am a waste of a bar mitzvah

And all of my חַיִּים I've been sad

Oy, a שלעמיל, a שלימזל

Buried underneath spires of Babel

I want to go back home

[Chorus]

[Outro x2: Max Bemis]

Pleased to meet you

I'm the Hebrew