[Verse 1]

I got fired today

And I'm really sore about it frankly

You took my iPhone away

Unless I want to pay

My tongue is turning gray

I protest and I pray

[Verse 2]

I got fired today

From a prestigious marketing thinktank

What's a thinktank anyway?

None of us were informed

I didn't even know

What they paid me for

[Outro]

And I can't be a bartender again