[Verse 1]

It be 3 AM and I see you sneaking out

But don't worry I'll cover for your ass

Just don't get hammered and call on the low

I can't deal or take your drunk ass home

[Verse 2]

I know your sleazy and you fuck with the boys

Nothing wrong with that I just don't want you to

End up on Teen Pregnancy as a mom

Your pink thong strapped to this baby bomb

[Pre-Chorus]

Please don't be reckless, and think before you do

Don't drink and drive, don't even gaslight

You're gonna end up in jail at the end

Lindsay x Paris going on a fender bend

[Chorus]

Teen mom get it on

Just be safe and don't wear thongs

Use protection to the fullest

Didn't get it in? Well, don't feel useless

Plan B, baby's fucked

Abort it now with the tummy tuck

Don't be shy, spread your legs

But for the doc, not the jock

[Post-Chorus]

Not the jock, plan B

Oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

[Verse 3]

When your at a party don't accept offered smokes

Stay away from alcohol and condoms can be woke

Make sure you use your brain with the last three cells

I know it's pretty empty but it can be some help

[Pre-Chorus]

Please don't be reckless, and think before you do

Caught up in the moment, even if it's not cute

Your gonna end up in court at the end

Lindsay x Paris going on a fender bend

[Chorus]

Teen mom get it on

Just be safe and don't wear thongs

Use protection to the fullest

Didn't get it in? Well don't feel useless

Plan B, baby's fucked

Abort it now with the tummy tuck

Don't be shy, spread your legs

But for the doc, not the jock

[Post-Chorus]

Not the jock, plan B

Oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh

No-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Plan B

[Bridge]

Plan B, come with me

Fuck the sex, let's plan this shit

Parenthood, let's do it best

Get it right and cut the check

[Pre-Chorus]

Please don't be reckless, and think before you do

[Chorus]

Teen mom get it on

Just be safe and don't wear thongs

Use protection to the fullest

Didn't get it in? Well don't feel useless

Plan B, baby's fucked

Abort it now with the tummy tuck

Don't be shy, spread your legs

But for the doc, not the jock

[Outro]

Not the jock, plan B

Oh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh-ooh

No-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

Plan B