[Verse 1]
Every farm oughta have a large cock
Who is loyal and such
Who won't leave when times get tough
When money is rough
When the snow is falling and, yes
Every farm oughta have a large cock
(Every farm oughta have a large cock)
(Every farm oughta have a large...)
(Every farm oughta have a large cock!)
(Every farm oughta have a large cock)
[Bridge]
Every farm oughta have a large cock (large cock, large cock)
Well every farm oughta have a fat hoe (large cock, large cock)
Fat (large)
Hoe (cock)
Fat (large)
Hoe (cock)
Fat (large)
Hoe! (cock)
[Verse 2]
Large cock, large cock
Large cock, large cock
All a buncha bumpkins, yeah
You're all a buncha bumpkins
(Bumpkins, bumping and we're kins!)
(And we're kins! So... yeah!)