[Verse: Samthakidd, Gabe]

Got my grandma on speed dial, I call that Instagram

I'm gonna drop 83 like my first name was Bam

It's a shot at the buzzer, I'm gonna call game

I'm shooting from half court, I feel like I'm Dame

I got on the mic and I started spittin' flames

My brother's right next to me, he's playing the game

Yeah, it's Gabe on the mic, and you know I got those bars

I really hope Sam gets hit by a car

I hope that was a joke, he took it too far

Gabe is so black, he looks like some tar

Do not talk to me if you're not talking about that paper

I'm gonna ask my barber to give me a taper

I smacked my little brother 'cause he smеlled like a nickel

Thеn I had a snack and I ate me some pickles

Smacked the dude in Fall Zone

I'm on the toilet right now, recording while I poop

This guy made me angry, so I slapped him in his knees

Guys, I have to go, I have to take care of my niece

Gotta get my dog checked, I think he has the fleas

I just took a poop and now I think I have to pee

That guy is my opp and his first name's Earl

I saw him in the streets and said "sweet mother of pearl!"

Copped my first ski mask, I need some new opps

I can't stay out too late, I gotta go at 9 o'clock

I don't have any enemies, I'm sweet as some sugar

When I'm at home alone, I get to picking on my boogers

I have to keep rapping to get my family out the trenches

Like a water buoy I get to sitting on the benches

I think I'll get to streaming, I feel like Tyler Blevins

The opps ran up on me, and I said, "Oh, great heavens!"

My brother is annoying, so I hit him with a bike

When I got inside the studio, they tried to take my mic

Raised my hand in class, and then I got the answer wrong

Guys, I have to go, the song is getting kinda long