[Verse 1: Samson]

Gimme a McChicken, gimme a McDouble

Do it right now, CHOP CHOP on the double

And I want a small fry but I want a fresh batch

Whip up a new one if its no trouble

Gimme a number one and

Gimme a number two and

Gimme a number three, I want it now

And I would say a milkshake

But we all know their ice-cream machine is probably down

I heard the McRib's back

Gimme dat with some ranch and a Big Mac

Crispy buttermilk chicken biscuit in a triple stack

Stuff it in kid, it's gonna be a big bag

I want a quarter pounder and a egg McMuffin

I want a lotta cheese with some extra bacon and onions

I want five apple pies and a eight count of nuggets

I wanna leave with a big painful ache in my stomach

I wanna hurt, I wanna regret my decision

Today, I didn't have breakfast, I skipped it

So gimme your McGriddle with some extra chicken

Tell the cook whatever he's got left in the kitchen

Sausage burrito maybe, possibly three of those

I dont even think that I can fit this all in my vehicle

I want a parfait 'cause I feel like having yogurt

So gimme that with some chocolate milk and a Gogurt

[Outro: Samson, Employee]

And a small cup of water

Did you get that?

You know this is Burger King, right?