[Intro: Samson]

Man

Do you think I come in... should come in with-

Man I wish that I was as... or just...

Okay...

[Verse 1: Samson]

Man, I wish that I was as smart as celebrities

Imagine havin' all that brain power

The things they could do in one minute, If I were to do it, it'd take hours

They're on a whole 'nother level when it comes to bein' a bold intellectual

So intelligible, I have trouble keepin' up with them, they deserve gold medals

They have such big heads, and I don't mean egotistical

I mean that their brains are so big

It's probably hard for it to even fit in their skull

And that's why they're always high-strung and freakin' out at the paparazzi

It ain't cuz they're mean, it's just cuz their brain's so goddamn big that it's always throbbing

From constantly solving our country's problems, hmph!

What would we do without 'em? (I don't know)

We'd be stuck on a big piece of land that nobody here has a clue how to run (We'd be fucked)

And how would you know who to vote for

Without somebody telling you

You'd probably have to do your own research

Now, that's bullshit you don't wanna delve into (Uh-uh)

You'd probably have to go and actually look at the policies

Of each individual candidate to make sure y'all agree

And see if you'd be cool with everything they would do

Because if they fuck up, who's payin' for it? You! (Who?)

Us! (Damn)

Ordinary civilians

Look at the debt, we're buried in trillions

Their children are gonna be set, but yours?

They ain't inheriting millions (Mm-mm!)

I don't know, man (Hm?)

Everyone has an opinion (Hm.)

But who in their right minds would trust somebody who acts for a livin'? (Hm!)

The ones who are posting on Twitter "you ain't in my circle if you fake"

Are the same ones who take life advice from people that are literally two-faced

I got a toothache cuz I'm always bitin' my tongue (Fuck that)

If I don't stop I'll chew through the bitch

Yes, everybody has an opinion, but yours happens to be stupid as shit

The ones who live the most privileged life

Are the very last ones that should give advice

It's easy to tell little folks what to do when you're up top, lookin' at the city lights (Uh)

You and I are total polar opposites

I'm a nobody, no one knows I exist

You're a multi-million dollar mogul makin' loads of money, if you want it, you buy it (Cha-ching)

I gotta second guess myself if I wanna go splurge and buy Chic-fil-A

The amount I could save if I went to Wendy's is a big deal to me, it's like night and day (Hey!)

Why the hell would I listen to you? I'm broke as fuck, and you're filthy rich (Bitch)

Nothing affects you the way it affects me, so I don't wanna hear your silly shit (Fuck you)

I don't buy into your fake smile whenever you talk to the camera

Listen to you? I'd rather have Governor Newsom watch my grandma (Huh-huh-ha!)

You live in a bubble, it's been a minute since you been through the struggle

You lost your touch, you must be off that stuff, if you think you and I have things in common, fuck your pretentious self

Nobody asked you for your hand or to lend your help

If you want everything to be so equal, then hey, why don't you spread the wealth?

You got a lot, you don't need all that (Hm)

Folks on the block, they could eat off that (Hm!)

Instead of endorsing people you don't know shit about

How 'bout you fork it up and give a little back? (Give a little)

I ain't talkin' 'bout givin' out turkeys (Naw)

I'm talkin' 'bout big amounts, earnings

Walk the streets and start handing out wads of relief

Instead of just interviewing Bernie (Bitch)

Look at all these activists

Y'all must be college graduates, I wonder what kind of law you practice

Or do you just study politics? I'm asking cuz you know so much (Really?)

No you don't, I speak on behalf of a vast majority

We don't wanna hear you lecture us about shit, don't act like you have authority (Please don't)

Just act accordingly (Yes)

Stick to acting and rapping horribly (Yes)

You're so detached from normalcy, nothing you say is that important to me (Just shut up)

I ain't talkin' 'bout all of 'em tho, this is just a select few

There's also a lot that work in silence, and just so you know, I respect you (Thanks)

The stage you accept your Oscar on ain't a platform for you to talk so long

Take your trophy, and shove it up your ass, say 'thank you' and keep on walkin' along (Keep walkin')

The moment that I become famous and rich, and I'm livin' the life of Riley

When it comes to politics, I'll shut the FUCK UP

Cuz I know that most situations won't apply to me