One hell of a party

I wish I was there

But with all this COVID

I bet you guys were scared

Well you probably followed every rule with all the activities you did that night

I mean you probably kept six feet apart the whole time and you only took your mask off with pictures, right?

I bet you did

I bet you took every precaution

I bet you stopped the party every 20 minutes just to check everybody's temperature often

I bet you did

I bet evеrybody had to show their proof for their vax

And if they didn't thеy had to go home 'cause Obama would never approve of this crap

I bet all the servers and caterers had to wear gloves when they served you your fave dessert

I really hope that you paid them first 'cause they were risking their lives celebrating your date of birth

You said that you scaled it back

'Cause there's too much at stake

Yeah I bet you scaled it back

'Cause y'all motherfuckers are a bunch of snakes

If I were to get a big group together

The media would put me through the shredder

I'd be responsible for everybody's death

For the next six months, a super spreader

But Obama, don't be stupid never

This event was sophisticated

This ain't no bean toss, beer chugging, bullshit in the backyard listening to a playlist of country music

You dumb, useless, stupid, small, little measly, runts

We can party if we damn well please

But you?

Not even once

Don't think about it

Matter of fact, it'd be better if you just didn't think at all

Now shut the fuck up and put your mask on before we have to get more deeply involved

We were outside

But under a tent

So technically that makes it inside, but it was still outside, you know what I meant

Shut up

Whatever you're never gonna hear the story from us

We'll just have Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo talk about Trump and how horrible he was

The media would take a dump in their britches

If they caught wind that a Republican did this

And that just goes to show the double standards and the hypocrisies when it comes to this instance

Doesn't it just piss you off?

They come and they cut your small business off

They grip their claws around and constrict 'til you ain't making shit

Then they tell you to suck it up and limp it off

Then they skip and hop into their private jets and fly to Barack's island to thrive and rest

Burning all that fuel into the sky while our fragile climate is in such a dire stress

With all these dying people packed in the hospitals I think you should feel a tad bit responsible

You could've probably killed so many friends of yours

You just added to the top of the toll

That's what you say to me

When I walk into Kroger maskless

Why would I follow these rules that you yourself don't even practice

Perhaps if you stuck to your story we wouldn't be so fucking disorderly

You say that it's dangerous and then you do shit like this and that's just what (floors?) me

Well you're my role model

You're the one I'm supposed to follow

So I'm gonna call everybody I know and throw a big ass party like there's no tomorrow

The Newsom way

The Obama way

Like a Nancy Pelosi spa day

We're gonna rip the mask off and hug each other

'Til we can't hold on any longer yay

It may not be as sophisticated as yours

But I gotta work with what my pay can afford

I'm just taking orders from the people that matter

The powerful ones

This is straight from the source

Thanks Obama I get the message

Your actions spoke loud and clear

Fuck the World Health Organization, the CDC, and Vauci

Here's the bottom line

Alright how long are we gonna do this

It's all up to us and it always has been, there really ain't nothing new to it

Our rights are being stripped all you gotta do is take a look around

And it's only gonna get worse from here unless we as a whole put our foot down