[Verse 1]
I got the business in the front and party in the back
Whenever I pass by I give women heart attacks
I don't gotta work out I let the mullet flex
No stress the follicle fountain's in full effect
Word to my boy Riff
Word to my man Feo
My lady broke up with me 'cause she sick of my damn ego
If you don't like my mullet I don't want you anywhere
Now she's all up in my DM's and texting me everyday
'Cause she misses it
Used to say I looked ridiculous
But now she envisions it on other dudes when they hitting it
She's got a broken heart and nothing to fix it with
And I got a sore scalp from other chicks that are gripping it
When I got my hair cut the barber said, "Sure"
And she started buzzing with a wide smile
And when she got done and I was walking out the door
She said it's more than a hairdo, it's a lifestyle
[Chorus: Billy Ray Cyrus & Samson]
It's my achy breaky mullet
It's my achy breaky mullet
It's my achy breaky mullet
I really don't think you understand
It's my achy breaky mullet
It's my achy breaky mullet
It's my achy breaky mullet
If you ain't got one then you ain't a man
[Verse 2]
I'm the lady's boy toy
She calls me her pet mullet
That's why when I come around she blushes and sweats bullets
It ain't 'cause I treat her right
It ain't 'cause I care, nah
It ain't even 'cause my game
It's 'cause of the hair dawg
She like, "so it flows from the front to the back"
It's enough to make a hoe want to jump in the sack
There's so many reasons why she loves it, in fact
Her favorite one is when I eat it she has something to grab
What you know about not getting hair in your nose
But the back still flutters in the air when it blows
The best of both worlds
I can put the top down
And I have to push it out of my face when I ride around
I'm covered even in the winter when it's frigid
My neck is never chilly 'cause the wind can never hit it
If you want to look like me grab those clippers, get to snipping
If you won't admit this haircut is bitching then you're tripping
[Chorus: Billy Ray Cyrus & Samson]
It's my achy breaky mullet
It's my achy breaky mullet
It's my achy breaky mullet
I really don't think you understand
It's my achy breaky mullet
It's my achy breaky mullet
It's my achy breaky mullet
If you ain't got one then you ain't a man