[Chorus: natopotato]

I drive a Prius

Ya I drive a Prius

Pollute with your Hummer

Couldn’t be dumber

I look like a genius

I drive a Prius

Ya you wanna be us

Loud Lamborghini

Your tiny peenie

It look like a fetus

[Verse 1: natopotato and RTank]

I drive a Prius

Eco-friendly like I’m Jesus (christ!)

Get baddies but they don’t believe us

My guy I would never deceive ya

Prius gets bitches

That’s Reason!

Put a car above it

That’s Treason!

Road trip with the boys

It’s the Brozone!

Carbon footprint is good for the

It’s good for the ozone

[Verse 2: RTank]

The Prius Effect on the highway

Going slow but I’m doing things my way

You know how it is, I don’t come fast

I last, know how to treat my bae

[Verse 3: HUM]

I’m cruisin in my fusion and I turn to the side (whatcha see)

This girls in a Prius and mmm she’s a dime

Hey Baby! Ya it’s Sohum

Wrote ya a little poem

The Prius purr with a low hum

Got confidence in my scrotum

This Bentley pulls up but it’s not worth my time

And that Lambo over there? Na hon I’m fine!

[Chorus: natopotato]

I drive a Prius

Ya I drive a Prius

You in a Ferrari

Lookin so sorry

Make up for your penis

I drive a Prius

Ya you wanna be us

Helps with the ladies

Fuck a Mercedes

Check out my thesis

[Verse 4: Moose]

Rollin up to the club (woop)

The ladies turnin heads

The valet shits his pants! (plop)

I got em droppin dead

Bouncer won’t let me in (wut?)

We’re on the same page

Not cuz my car and fresh (na)

It’s cuz I’m underage (I’m 17)

[Verse 5: natopotato]

I pull up in my hybrid

These hunnies wanna slide in

She says “babe can I ride shotgun”

But that’s already decided

They rubbin up right beside it

The touch is golder than Midas

This car is my only baby

Attention is undivided

[Verse 6: Moose]

Extra trunk space!

For all of my groceries

Ya this a foreign whip! (Japanese)

Imported from overseas

For my boys in the back! (my dudes)

Got all the accessories

Vin Diesel shits his pants! (plop)

Ya he don’t wanna mess with me!

[Verse 7: RTank]

Fast and Furious

I'm curious

Why you ain't tryna hurry just

Buy yourself some new wheels (cmon)

Before your girl hop on the curry bus

You know that im impervious (bulletproof)

To all your Prius hate

Ladies know its luxurious

You think your so great!

But you’re not great

The Prius is a cool car

There’s nothing wrong with saving the environment, saving the dolphins, saving the planet

Cause you know what

[Outro: RTank and natopotato]

I'm out here just saving mula

Can't think of anything cooler

Hit the gas and i go electric

I’m the topical consumer

The Prius cannot be messed with

Ridin carpool when its hectic

$amosa, 2019

We coming for you Kendrick