[Verse 1]

On a hot summer's night, 'neath the Southern Cross star

I saw a young man being thrown from a bar

He violently vomited, fell to the ground

Then out of his mouth came a beautiful sound

[Chorus]

He said "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"

"Oi, oi, oi."

"Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"

"Oi, oi, oi."

[Verse 2]

Many years passed then I heard it again

On a beach in St. Kilda one sunny weekend

"You flew here, I grew here!", I heard a man say

And as he was choking on capsicum spray

[Chorus]

He said "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"

"Oi, oi, oi."

And the cops replied "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"

"Oi, oi, oi."

[Verse 3]

A shark, it was swimming alone in the sea

Great white and wild, so young and so free

But a surfer complained, so they shot it to death

And as the shark sank, it took one final breath

[Chorus]

And said "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"

"Oi, oi, oi."

And the surfer said "Wow, that shark's talking."

"Oi, oi, oi."

[Verse 4]

A wife got home early on her anniversary

To find her husband pants-down in the nursery

Screwing the nanny with nowhere to hide

So he just kept on thrusting and shrugged to his wife

[Chorus]

Saying "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"

"Oi, oi, oi."

And the wife replied "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"

"Oi, oi, oi."

[Verse 5]

A man sits alone on an island offshore

He's been there for years and he'll be there for more

And each night before bed, he looks up at the sky

And he asks what went wrong, then he hears our reply

[Chorus]

We say "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"

"Oi, oi, oi."

And he whispers "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie"

"Oi, oi, oi."

[Bridge]

There are 200 countries, so I'll never know

If my one is better than all of them, so

I'll just go with the crowd, and I'll be a good boy

And if someone says "Aussie", then I'll reply "Oi."

[Chorus]

This curious, cryptic, hypnotic refrain

Oi, oi, oi

I don't know what it means, but it helps ease the pain

Oi, oi, oi

So next time you're feeling lonely or low

Oi, oi, oi

Just say the word "Aussie" three times in a row, then go

"Oi, oi, oi."