[Verse 1]

Diet Dr Pepper, Raymond Carver

Sitting in the bathtub while they’re knocking

I wanna be untouchable

I wanna be untouchable

[Verse 2]

You took the door off its hinges

Doll eyes red in the litmus

I felt the pea, can I eat it?

I felt the pea, can I eat it?

[Verse 3]

Picking leeches off white underwear

Neck, back, inscrutable stare

I wanna be impossible

I wanna be impossible

[Verse 4]

Fred flirts with the bartender

"We met last year here, remember?"

She says, "I'm old but I'm not dead"

She says, "I'm old but I'm not dead"

[Verse 5]

Rice wine, lime-flavored Lays

Passing go to sit in driveways

Clad in leopard, clutch the banister

Twirling like a Degas dancer

[Outro]

I just wanted to be your friend

Cup of tea in your cold hand

And drained, drained bloodless

And drained, drained bloodless

And drained, drained bloodless

And drained, drained bloodless