As You Are - Intellectual

[Spoken Intro: Briston Maroney]

I love you, I don't, I just wanted to tell you that

I love you a lot today

I was just talking to Ruby about love and life

And like...

Portland brew for the dogs and the discourse

Sawyer's got a brand new job at the golf course

Get to know your bathroom floor the hard way

Put me in your car and drive down Broadway

Hear your voice in my ear in the morning

One long sleepless night to Florida

Mouth hanging open in your 4Runner

Digging up shark teeth with your mother

When somebody loves you

They take you as you are

Almost every time the plane lands

I can see my mom with both hands

Latched to the nose of the aircraft

In a ray of pink light and her sweatpants

You tell your sister you'll be home in an hour

If she cleans her room and she takes a shower

But there are no stipulations

You're already on your way and

When somebody loves you

They take you as you are

When somebody loves you

They take you as you are

When somebody loves you

They take you as you are

[Spoken Outro: Kathy Najimy & Dan Finnerty]

Samia, it's your mom! And your dad!

Samia! It's your mom, Samia!