[Verse 1]

What did I say? Where was I going?

Oh yeah this way let me get back to showin’

What’s beneath

The Cat God sleeps

[Verse 2]

The Beast dreams peacefully

That is until it gets hungry

You know it’s stirring

When it stops purring

[Chorus]

If I were you

I’d sit down and listen

If I were you

I’d shut off my device

[Verse 3]

In the beginning a kitty

Found the world’s teat

Then it grew bloated, contracted, devoted

On this I can be quoted

[Verse 4]

When it grew teeth

It ate whole families

The survivors dispersеd

To the four corners of the Earth

[Chorus]

If I wеre you

I’d call in sick for work

If I were you

I’d make the goddamn time

[Verse 5]

It’s a once in 9 lives

Chance to see the slits of its eyes

I can’t take your place

Wouldn’t want those straws to go to waste

Look at it the other way around

We all end up hairballs in the ground

[Chorus]

If I were you

I’d be proud food

When the Cat God dreams

We dream too