[Verse 1]

That’s quite some fear

You’ve got there

Can you let me know

Where I can get a pair of my own

[Verse 2]

This is quite some cold

We’ve got rolling up in here

Me out in the rain

You ascending your stairs

[Chorus]

There’s no telling

What I’d do

Just to be beside you

[Verse 3]

If you’d unbound my hands

I promise I can scratch my own mother fucking back

If you’d forgive my sins

I can eat those bloated ticks from off your fat fucking ass

[Verse 4]

Those are quite some holes

You’ve had Doug dig there

Can you let me know

Which is for shit and which is for homе

[Chorus]

There’s no telling

What I’d do

To gеt a load of you

[Verse 5]

If you could let me in

I would be forever in your debt

If you could let me win

I promise you a slow and painful death