[Intro: SuperCoolRapKing]
Oh my fucking cod, it's the Sea Men!
[Verse 1: Yemen Flipped Countryball]
These bacons so weak
They can't stand up to themselves they boutta be beat
Supports can stand up for them but they can't compete
They going be as still as someone taking a sleep
These bacons are more sheepish
Than you, bitch
[Verse 2: SuperCoolRapKing]
I think the noobs sat too much in grass
Cause their hair looks ass
The only place they have hair on them is on their (Stop that!)
Trolls are the best
Slenders undressed
My usernamе’s this, not that
Pay my workers with no cash
Winning smile tattooed on my ass
Animе face girls look like crap
And so do fat-legged girls and headless women
“You’re only saying this shit because you have no bitches!”
Shut up, lady, how can you even talk with no head?
Rather be dead than act like Preston when I’m rich
I guess being rich does make you a bitch
[Chorus: SAM Rap Group]
I hate these these Roblox Ruiners
They're worse than school shooters (Wait, what?)
Sorry, we have to be abusers
But we hate these Roblox Ruiners
[Verse 3: Yemen Flipped Countryball]
Exploiters in real life built like a stick
Whenever Roblox bans them they act like a bitch!
Like, bro, just deal with your consequences you dirty ass witch
I hope I can throw you into a deep ass ditch
Like these bacons are twitter users
They get these dumb ass supporters
These bacons be abusers
When bacons get help from these titled jaw line ass slenders they are refusers
Like bro be quiet before I and my homies become battle cruisers and shoot yo ass down like the titanic, you excuser
[Verse 4: SuperCoolRapKing]
Slenderman came into my house
He slapped a mouse
Then fucked my mom on the couch
She went to Maple Hospital with a pouch
NewFissy punched me in the nuts
That’s fucked up
And now I’m driving drunk
With a child in the trunk
While I’m playing Uptown Funk
Cause I just don’t give a fuck
But it was a joke
Make your bitch choke
Choke on your food and say you’re woke
You can’t even deepthroat
Let’s go
Fucked a slender’s bitch
Threw their ass into a ditch
Bacon hairs are fucking with this
Until I say I eat bacon, holy shit!
Got more money than Preston cause he acts like a itch
Sorry, I’m rich
At least more than NewFissy
Like how much money do you need, bitch?
Take your money and call it a day
Block you like blitzing
Winning smile is not winning
It’s just bitching as much as that guy with not enough money to pay his workers
And I think it’s funny he’s one of the most popular YouTubers
Sorry, my username’s this, not that
I can’t put fat-legged girls on my nutsack
Cause their legs are so fat
More fat than Garfield the cat
Now stop, anime face girls!
Your faces look more plastic than Kim’s ass
My car just ran out of gas
But, fuck it, I won’t pay
And yes, that’s a diss on the same guy I hate
Bitch, I could take your money and you wouldn’t notice shit
Like how I just fucked on your bitch
“What the fuck did you say?!”
Wait, hold on, this bitch couldn’t hear me for the whole song
Oh, wait
She has no head
So that makes sense
I guess her face was too ugly to exist anyway
Just play the chorus
[Chorus: SAM Rap Group]
I hate these these Roblox Ruiners
They're worse than school shooters (Wait, what?)
Sorry, we have to be abusers
But we hate these Roblox Ruiners