[Verse 1: Sam Lachow]

This that seventh margarita rap

Drinkin till you seeing black

I need a glass of water

I'm bleeding acid and eating crackers

Stealing raps from Jesus

It goes: "writin' for Reno cash?"

Sixteen bars can feed a family

Leave the scraps to feed the rats

[Verse 2: Ryan Rotoro]

This that raw fish, aw shit

Shit will make them nauseous

Gnoshin' on a porridge

With possum and ostrich sauce

And a salad with apples and radish

Pickled cabbage and carrots

Glad we were wearing hairnets

With this batch cause this that

[Sam Lachow]

This that don't know what the fuck to do

Pop bottles of bubble juice

And smash them on your next door neighbor's porch

Just for the W, uh

Save a dragon from a princess and train him

To burn your boss' building down to smithereens for entertainment

[Ryan Rotoro]

This that tortoise and tortellinis

Porches and Lamborghinis

Four courses, foie gras

Wine's French or Spanish

[Sam Lachow]

Organic, or chowder

Rock for my forefathers

Mixed with horseradish

And worstershire-sure-sauce...

[Ryan Rotoro]

This that Racha-Sri-Racha

With hot Cheetos and Fritos

Capatillo on top with habaneros and jalapenos

[Sam Lachow]

This that stop smoking weed

And I stop fucking bitches flow

Started taking dabs

But I'm still fucking bitches, yo

[Ryan Rotoro]

This that escargot fat

Adding hella garlic

Put that shit on four hundred

Put it in a cup and gargle it

[Sam Lachow]

This that barbacue an..[trails off] Ah fuck...

This that barbecue and Jack Daniels garbage can rap

This that wake up in a brand new apartment and scram

This that bacon beer

Mix it with some maple syrup

Mix it with some olive oil

Add a couple hard boiled

Stirring hella orange jelly

Add a pound of pork belly

Spread it on a pancake

Serve it to your fanbase

And Fuck-O... hahahaha! Perfect

It's Lachowder