[Intro]

So good to have you back sir

So good to have you back

[Verse 1]

Little kids flip out

Go eat a handful of acid

Then torch your mom's house

Havin' a cult is all guts and no glory

Especially when you throw yourself off of a cliff for me

What did I inhale? When will I prevail?

I want to ditch this bitch's corpse and smoke out the hotel

Defile the scene with a dream

I no longer believe I invented it as a teen

Too many bitches to pound, I get anxiety

Like, "Which one should I fuck tonight?"

"Oh Alex"

I clown, I can't even hold down my cowlick

While I kick-fuck the ballads

Wonder why I found so much joy in being horrible

Doing deplorable shit they find so adorable

I don't know if God gave me this brain

If he did, then there's a devil and he knows my name

[Verse 2]

Life is a coin flip, it's do or die love

Today's breakfast, tomorrow's suicide club

I should've rotted in a small town

Pumpin' dirt, lookin' hurt cuz I'm driving a fuckin' cab around

Probably still duckin' police

Probably still selling angel dust and noddin' off in the street

Kill me now if that's how my story ends

All we were was dust in the head, you lost yours in the wind

I'm super baked, but barely cooked, that means shits rare

Like it's out of thin air

Tell the firemen put the axes down, nobody's dying in here

We're just burning like a fire in here

For the Mayan year

Keep hatin', saying my name more than the bitch I'm datin'

We can't all be God's kids, some of us are Satans

And while you sit and ponder why your ass was put here

I understand why I am and waited 'til this year