[Screamed]

Get off the metro now!

Rule Britannia

Marmalade and jam

Skitzy fucking Tory cunts

Have come to kill me Nan, whey!

[Verse 1]

I got a letter from the NHS

It said it's here for twelve weeks

Or twelve weeks or summat

I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five

Yeah I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five

And I'm gonna die

[Chorus]

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

[Verse 2]

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

Keep your distance

Woah woah woah woah woah

That's less than two metres

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

Keep your distance

I said woah woah woah woah

That's less than two fucking metres

[Chorus]

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

In a Howdon Aldi death queue

[Outro]

Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah

Keep your distance

Woah woah woah woah woah

That's less than two metres (two metres)