I got??? - Intellectual

A slut’s best asset is here ‘lie’ ability

Like a school PC, they go down regularly

Used to be a vegan, but ate KFC

I guess that means, I lost my veg-inity

Went out with a grape, you could call it a date

We whining, dining, then I told here I’m in

A chess team, please don’t hate

At a chess board, sick, it was stale-mate

Punching the clock just to kill the time

Rhyming so sweet it should be a daim

Walked into a stadium at 6 O’clock

Where are all the fans, it’s really hot

This is my first verse, you want more?

Like a cancer patient I got two more (tumour)

So take the beat and break it down slow

About me, there’s one thing you should know

Yo, yo, yo, yo

I got amnesia

Only read one book, 1984

I’ll never do it again, it was piss poor

Orwell, I get more head than a sanmiguel

Get more gash than a girl who’s suicidal

Get more butt than a heavy chain smoker

Met a girl playing cards, now I wanna poker

But it don’t matter if your JT or Florence Nightingale, just quiver

Cause either way you’re going to cry me (crimea) river

Of your cum

Darth Vader lost and obi wan (won)

Vader had a black helmet just like Elton John

I couldn’t move my pen or ruler

Well hey, that’s stationary for ya

On the web watching two girls one cup

Like a Calculator broke, it just doesn’t add up

Justin Beiber, I’ll give him a miss

Just like a toilet, it takes the piss

I need a new job so I thought jigalow

I wish I hadn’t but like a baker I need (kneed) the doh

(chorus)

I walked into a pub with a Stella on my head and said

Hey, the beers are on me

No……not funny?

I went to go bowling, but there were on strike

They want more money, spare me the shite

So I went home and then wii were bowling

Knocking down whites like I’m Martin Luther king

Like a forum full of racists I like to discuss (diss, cuss)

Or a gay mathematician shopping at pi-fag-R-US (Pythagoras)

But forget that its history

My rhymes are more infectious than HBV

Worryingly, a girl asked me

Why you not upset about your HIV

I guess I’m staying positive

Com’n girl you wish you were the causative

Kissed a girl called Sonia, but I lost a eye (a, i)

So I ended up kissing my….. son

(chorus)

Oooh, One more time now, this song is almost done