[Intro]
Ned Bigby, that’s me
[Verse 1: Lil Neom X]
I am so derpy, I just derped on your mom
And they call me super quirky, I go derp like Turkey Tom
And I fart, I love poo nuts, they’re my favorite snack of all
I got beef like I got cold cuts, I got fans like Jake Paul
And your dad just derped, he go herp-a-derp-a-derp
Herpy derpy, derpy, derp, herp-a-derpa derpa derp
I sure love to jump around, and I lost my sight in a train accident
I ran over my mom, I swear officer it was an accident (It was an accident man, I didn't mean to do it)
What the bruh, I just pootеd and it was so funny
I got bands in my wallet, and I'm counting all this money
I go crazy, I go stupid, I go yayayayaya
I go awesomе, I go quirky
I go blah blah blah blah blah
Goose gang with the epicness
Watch me go like bruh
I do not know how to rhyme (Bruh)
I go aye, yuh
Hit the bruh button
Hit-the-derp-a-derp-a-derp
Hit the bruh button
Herp-a-derp-a-derp-a-derp
[Verse 2: Lukerman]
I am so derpy
I will go and buy a Slurpee
And I jump like a bunny, you are creepy but not funny
And I'm gonna hit the woah, then I steal your freaking car
And you're looking bizarre because you don't have a car
Holy crap
I just lost all my hair and I'm gonna call you broke 'cause you got no streetwear
This is so fun
I don't have a tongue
You're on the bottom rung because spring has sprung
Ha, I'm going derpy on derpy
You're a tiny baby and these bars are quirky
My fingers are now spiders
Spit a verse but got no writers
Drinking ink out of highlighters but I got the clean attire
Went east just like Gorillaz
Put my tracks up on Spinrilla's
Bust out choppas at the villa
I might shot like a killa'
Two, one, hit the [?]
Hop up inna' moshpit
Your shoes counterfeit cause you just bought a baseball mit