Just a simple computer program

Hope I'm not a pain

But this virus I have installed on me

Makes me go insane

I love you as you can be

Open this email and you can see

Buy this pill on sale for free

And let me enter your reality

You've got mail

You've got mail

You've got mail

You've got mail

Congratulations, you won!

Congratulations, you won!

Congratulations, you won!

Congratulations, you won!

Just a simple computer program

Hope I'm not a pain

The mafia has just entered my brain

And now you'll have to pay

A handsome little fee

You can't just leave for free

If you don't pay in the next 24 hours

Then say goodbye to me

Sorry

It's not my fault

The hackers have locked

My mind in a vault

As it is

I cannot stay

I wish these hackers would just

Go away

Although it has been fun

The end has just begun

Now throw me in the dump

So I can't [REDACTED]

Just a simple computer program

Hope I'm not a pain

But this virus I have installed on me

Makes me go insane

Was a simple computer program

But I was a pain

This virus that you installed on me

Made me go insane

Congratulations, you won!

Congratulations, you won!

Congratulations, you won!

Congratulations, you won!

You've got mail

You've got mail

You've got mail

You've got mail