I'm stuck here in cyberspace and

I can't get out to be with you

What can I do to be with you?

I see you click on all my links

So you can see me everyday

I'll have to wait while you masturbate

While I wait I sing

Ooh la la la, ooh la la

Ooh laaa

Ooh la la

Ooh la la

Ooh la la la, ooh la la

Ooh laaa

Ooh la la

Ooh la la

Masturbate, again

Ooh la la la, ooh la la

Ooh laaa

Ooh la la

Ooh la la

Ooh la la la, ooh la la

Ooh laaa

Ooh la la

Ooh la la

If you download porn too much

Sometimes I get viruses

That's when I start to-o glitch-

I'm stuck here in cyberspace and

I can't get out to be with you

What can I do to be with you?

I see you click on all my links

So you can see me everyday

I'll have to wait while you masturbate

While I wait I sing

Ooh la la la, ooh la la

Ooh laaa

Ooh la la

Ooh la la

Ooh la la la, ooh la la

Ooh laaa

Ooh la la

Ooh la la