(ok)

(Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum)

Taner, Ryan, & Theo - Chorus

So you want to learn how to teach choir class?

Well listen up and we will teach you fast! (fast!)

So you want to learn how to teach choir class?

Well listen up and we will teach you fast!

Theo - Class Management

Class management, you gotta manage it (manage it)

If you don’t your reputation, you’re gonna damage it (damage it!)

So if you wanna be a good Choir candidate (candidate)

You gotta control the class and learn how to handle it (handle it)

For listening and respect, I’m an advocate (advocate)

If you don't stand up, then I'll make you sit (sit down!)

I’m not joking, this is not a bit

If you don’t stand up, then I’ll throw a fit (err-err!)

Taner - Musical Scales

Scales are important cause they teach you keys (mmm)

I think they’re pretty funky, they’re bees knees fo’ sheez (fo’ sheez!)

You really gotta learn them, they’re like the ABC’s

If you don’t learn them, you’ll work at applebee's (ew!)

Ryan - Vocal Techniques

Wanna change the tone of your voice, from happy to scary

Then open your mouth and imagine a cherry (cherry!) (pop)

And you better keep your diphthongs round

Or all around town you’ll be renownedly clowned (squeak)

Taner, Ryan, & Theo - Chorus

So you want to learn how to teach choir class? (mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm)

Well listen up and we will teach you fast!

So you want to learn how to teach choir class? (ok, ok, ok, ok) (alright)

Well listen up and we will teach you fast!

Ryan - On Task Computer Use

I might be strict with computer use (use)

If I find you on a computer game, there is no excuse (no excuse!)

But as time goes on I’ll start to get loose

And you can be my 6th case of child abuse (uh oh!)

Don’t worry, I’d never hurt kids; I’m just kidding

But it’s true that online games I’ll be forbidding (uh, uh) (mmm, mmm)

And under controlled circumstances, we always raging

Which brings me to my next verse, making class engaging (yessir-ski!) (skrrt-skrrt!)

Taner - Making Class Engaging

Choir class should always be real fun

You’ll love it more than I love my stepson (Charles)

We should always make class engaging for the kids

And make sure they’re never gonna lose their eyelids

Theo - Posture

If you’re a good teacher, your class will prosper

When they stand up, they should have good posture (yup)

You have to stand straight, and not recline

Or else you’ll damage your lower spine (spinal chords)

Taner, Ryan, & Theo - Chorus

So you want to learn how to teach choir class?

Well listen up and we will teach you fast! (OK)

So you want to learn how to teach choir class?

Well listen up and we will teach you fast! (teach you fast!) (can’t wait!)

Taner - Sight-Singing

You gotta learn sight-singing on the spot

It’s much more cool than my ex-wife’s yacht (Diane)

You gotta to be good and fast at sight-singing

You gotta have that split second think-ing (think-ing)

When reading music you gotta have staff perfection

Or else I’ll inject you with a staph infection (AHHH!)

You need to read the music right, in the right direction

The singing has to be right for the right connection (mmm)

Theo - Blend/Balance

When it comes to choir, focus on balance and blend

They’re much more important than my wife’s boyfriend (James) (ugh!)

Blend and balance are important, they make you seem professional

You’ll be so out of this world; extraterrestrial (beep-boop!)

Ryan - Concert Attire

When you have a performance for the class of choir

Be respectful and wear the appropriate attire

A piece of clothing the whole audience will admire (Wow!)

Or else this sub is going to retire (bars)

Taner, Ryan, & Theo - Chorus

So you want to learn how to teach choir class?

Well listen up and we will teach you fast!

So you want to learn how to teach choir class?

Well listen up and we will teach you fast!

(alright)