[Verse 1]

Magical, Practical, Prideful, Wise

Doofus Reeshman on the rise

I want a triple deluxe with those fries

And even at my Lois, I’m a family guy

My goal is to curse all the nerds in the land (that's a cringe bar)

Yeah, well I’m Peter Pan (ha-ha-ha)

[Verse 2]

(What the fuck was that)

I told you I was magic, now choke on my sack (what?)

Just stroke on my Peter 'til I reach my climax

I’m Derek, no Jeter, this is no reach

But, I am still peter pan

(No, dont do this shit agai- oh my fuckin' God)

[Verse 3]

I do magic spells and I do it with a plan

Got that magic mage shit on blast

Got that rap game everywhere I am

And do not forget, I am the Doofus Reeshman, Peter Pan

(No, stop, no!)

[Verse 4]

My name is Doofus and I like to rap

IBS, IBS Attack

My name is Doofus and I’m here to say

That I am here to save the day

(What the fuck was that? Bro is not Superman)

Yeah? Well, I'm peter pan

(God damnit, no, no, no)

[Outro]

Uh, I, I can't do it again, it needs-

It needs a few minutes minutes to charge up (oh thank God, oh my God)

But, I'm still Peter Pan (shut the fuck up)

And Doofus Reeshman is about to attack the land

That's my rap

That's a wrap, yeah