BORING! - Intellectual

[Intro]

Huh?

I can't just say boring anymore

Man this is gonna make me soar

You're about to witness something amazing

All my life has been boring

Master debater, I am soaring

Got this money of mine, it's climbing and I'm hoarding

I got this child of mine, his name is board games

I got a whole life of debate, that shit don't last too long

The victims of my bars are plenty, can't put them in this song

This whole life here, is mine for me to rule

But, you don't know shit about Star Wars, you a fuckin' fool

I have all this knowledge, I'll give you a fuckin' heart attack

You can't clap back, I've got bars, I'll kick your nut sack

I learned from the best, don't even backtrack

I'll sеnd you right up to my ass crack

I grew up at a dairy farm, west of Tallahassee

My parents wеre Swedish, so when they named me

They named me Splorgus Blormanvillager

Make sure you grow up and deliver

Which I did

My name is Splorgus and I am a portable charger

I've got a voice, I don't know how it happened

I've got a choice, let's get it crackalackin

Let me debate, I know every movie

La La Land, Fight Club, Kubrick, and George Clooney

Those are some movie I know

I can go toe to toe

Just let me know where to go

I will fight every foe

Let's go

My name is Splorgus and I am a portable charger

My name is Splorgus and I am a portable charger

My name is Splorgus and I am a portable charger, yuh