[Verse 1]
They call me the green one because I'm green!
[Instrumental]
[Verse 2]
They call me the green 'cause I'm not yellow
(The green one is here, the green one is here, the green one is here!, ahh, ahh, the green on his here ahh, ahhh)
[Verse 3]
They call me the green one 'cause every time I take a shit
The shit turns green!
[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
I'm the color, I'm the best color
All other colors are a less superior race
Blue is number two, yellow is number three, and I'm number one, motherfucker!
Ah!