[Intro]

This ca-

Honest to god

None of these can ever

This is just gonna be

Between you and me guys

Cause these are too awful

To put on the internet

I swear

[Verse 1]

This one goes out to all my

Sorry I was stroking a black key

Hussie's a ****

(No! Come on! Come on! Think of something more original)

[Bridge]

You know what I miss?

I miss coming home

And saying "Oh Homestuck's gonna update"

But that's over

There's no more Homestuck, ever

Homestuck's a dying fandom

Dying Genre

Yeah that's right, Homestuck's a genre now

**** you

[Verse 2]

I sound like Critical now

*deeper voice*

That's right, Homestuck's a genre now

**** you

Hey everybody, it's Critical

Today we're gonna be reading Homestuck

It starts off with a kid in his room

Seems pretty normal

But then Hussie just ends it

Seven years later

[Outro]

We're done!

I'm putting the keyboard away

I'm putting the keyboard away

Keyboard's going away

[Album End]

Woah guys! What just happened?

I like- something happened and my body was torn apart my body was torn asunder I don't know what happened!

What did I miss?

Oh Ferris Bueller ended! *click* Aww...

I missed the ending of Ferris Bueller, what happened I blacked out!