WAIT! WAIT!

Stop the tape, I gotta take a selfie...

Ok

[VERSE 1]

For being a lame chump, and weird as hell

We sentence you to entertain the world, on a global scale

Mr. Carter you must be dysfunctional

Everyone will hate you, you'll be insufferable

Fucked around, aged-out the school scene

Recorded a few albums, now I'm in a magazine

Million streams and sales, I did double

Fucked spells up like I'm Mildred Hubble!

Bored as hell one night, eating pie

Wrote down some rhymes, record on-the-fly

Photoshop my face, look like a goof

I'll teach you how to do it, but after that vamoose

Diagnosed with A.D.D. my life was toast

The kid in the back talked! Doc give him a stronger dose!

Doused chloroform on the placket

I made a fast escape, still tied in a straitjacket!

[Chorus]

Uh! Uh! Yeah!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Don't have a chorus

Uh! Uh!

So we just gonna make some ad-lib sounds!

Really don't have a chorus!

[The Wolf]

Yo bro! You want a muffin?

[Ryan Carter]

What?! (This doesn't need a chorus, this song doesn't need a chorus.)

Just tell the story

[VERSE 2]

Carter colluded in cahoots with the Russians

The government had discussions, determine repercussions

So now they got me locked with Donald in the dungeon

Nurses all laughing, both our dicks look like munchkin's

I shitted on myself for bad behavior

Also masterbated and nutted on my neighbor (UH!)

Trump got pissed and pulled a blinky out his butthole

Outta rhymes drumroll.. tee-pee, bunghole!

I'm an O.G. word-slinger, not retired

Mumble rappers suck, word of advice: Be quiet!

My cellmate yells: GET THE GUARDS TO THESE QUARTERS AT ONCE!

THIS DUDE IS ACTING LIKE A DUNCE!

That is the story, that a stranger will tell to you

The tale of two losers, locked in a cage in the yonder blue

Carter: insane in the brain, dead in the face

President of the United States: a Basket case

[OUTRO]

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Yeah!

That's the story, a cautionary tale

BEWARE!

Watch what you do, watch what you say... it comes back

Ok, cut the tape off

CUT THE TAPE OFF!

STOP THE TAPE!

STOP THE TAPE! WHERE'S MY MEDICINE?!