[Verse 1]

In this world that we're living in

There's so many people wondering

How we ever hope to clean up all this mess that we've made

There are people dying in the street

Little babies with no food to eat

Sometimes it seems that it seems we should accept defeat

But this won't make us fall

There is still one man we can call

[Chorus 1]

Danny DeVito

The one that we need-o

You're the one who can turn this all around

And lift us from the ground

I know you are my hero

You're the one who has come to save the day

We need you more than words can say

[Verse 2]

Yeah, this one chubby little man

Has the power in his hand

To heal the divide

And bring peace to this land

Doesn't matter if you're left or right

We know that Danny is our guy

To help us put our differences aside

We can trust in this man

Put our lives in his hand

I know

[Chorus 2]

Danny DeVito

The one that we need-o

You're the only one who can crack this egg

I'm down here on my knees, I beg

From zero to hero

It's time for a new orange fat old man

But this is one we all can stand

[Bridge]

Someday you'll leave this world behind

And on that day, the world will cry

This is why

[Chorus 3]

Danny DeVito

Wearing a speedo

This image will unite us all

With Danny, we will never fall

[Outro]

Who needs De Niro?

This is a face we all can trust

Oh Danny, won't you come save us?