Napoleon Dynamite

By Rx Papi

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[Verse]

Slide thru the spot like Robin Thicke

She say "Pap don't start yo shit, I ain’t got time tonight"

I'm high as shit, feel like Napoleon Dynamite

Say it off top, I ain't have no time to write

My bitch bad like Condoleezza Rice

Take off on a cracker before he read my rights

She like "Pap, I miss you and you is nice"

You can’t do shit when you're wrong but make it right

How the fuck you gone ask somebody else for advice?

They basically telling you how to live your life

They say you a dopeboy, but not in my eyes

When you start whipping dope you moving to the left and right

Nigga what the fuck you know about Miami Ice

Hanging like a 50 story window like Vanilla Ice

My bitch ain't wanna pick up tonight

I ain't tripping 'bout shit baby, live your life

Whenever I feel like shit ain't going right

Pop me a Roxy and it's alright

Auntie said "Pap you special, you got what I like"

A1 straight drop, but don't change the price

Pull off fast as a fuck like I caught a flight

I stay out of mind, out of sight

’Cause when you locked in a jail they still living life

You know how many times I bought stamps just to write

And the bitch ain’t return not a single kite

Fresh out of jail, robbed my ex the first night

She said "That's why you all alone and ain’t got nobody"

I don't give a fuck bitch, I'm the real Shotti

I'mma die for that money and kill ’bout it

I could be a billionaire, I'm still 'bout it

Slide on a nigga in that big body

Lil baby banging crip with a slim body

Slam dunk out the rack like Ben Wallace

Two plain jane cubans, ten thousand

Sixteen slugs, he been smiling

In the coupe off the boot, he been wilin'

Why the hell is your phone in your friend pocket?

Finna go upside this bitch noggin

So much dope in the Audi, it look foggy

I don't trust no bitch, hoe get off me

She like "Why you talking like that" bitch I'm big saucy

I got swag in my bag and I been flossin'

He a lying ass nigga, he Rick Rossing

Jeezy ass nigga, he full of cap

Ran off on that nigga, wasn't looking back

It don't cost much to keep it a stack

My bitch say she love my dirty draws

Walked in the house, she smelled my balls

I had raw cocaine stuffed by my balls

She lick the sweat right from my balls

I'mma send it sideways like Paul Wall

I'm slim thug but I ain't a ?

Auntie did a 50, said "Holy Lord"

I'm in Bronx eating on some baccalà

Bitch on my dick like I'm Mike Lowrey

You say I broke your heart, baby I'm sorry

Doing 150 in my Audi

Drive however the fuck I want, I bought it

She said "Pap you a liar, I saw you"

Bitch you can take me on ?

Let the people hear both of the story

Ain't no nigga going to take me out my glory

My bitch don't act like Lauryn London

My bitch cook dope and bag bundles

She say I look better than Stack Bundles

My bitch pick up all my slithery ways

Say I'm wavier than Charlie ?

You ??? on Wednesday

She said "Pap, I'mma love you anyway

Whether your hair was long or a Boosie fade"

My bitch know not to buy me no Michael J's

Taught her how to cook crack in the microwave

She say I started when I lied more than Morris Chestnut

Okay baby you got me, I'mma fess up

After we talk about it you gone get that neck up

Then we pulling up on auntie to pick that check up

I don't care who got it now, later or next up

I just sold a P, onto the next one

Aunt said "Pap, this batch your best one"

I been in the streets since PS1

Slap the shit out a bitch if she scuff my 1s

Beat the shit out a nigga, tell 'em "Get your gun"

I was in the box 23 in 1

Bored as a bitch, couldn't do nun'

Playing Solitary was my only fun

I couldn't even wake up and see the morning sun

The thing I missed the most was my white 1s

White correctional officers, I don't like none

Fuck around if you want, you got the right one

Popped a pink Perc-10 'cause the night young

She said "Pap where you going, it's 2:01"

I say "Auntie Whitehouse", she say "Uh-huh"

Why you doing all that, you must wanna come

She say "You take me for a fool, you really think I'm dumb"