Caligynephobia

By Rusty Shipp

On Mortal Ghost

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[Intro]

Time to flippin’ rock it, sucka!


[Verse 1]

Cruisin' down the street, slick hair and cool shades

Mindin‘ my own business, but she’s looking my way

And when she bends over I can see it all

Now she’s in my head and I’m ready to fall

Oh, God, Jesus, take it away!

I can’t take it anymore, I’m so sick of the pain!

Hot women are a venom and lust is a disease

I want to be free, but hot chicks are after me!


[Chorus]

Gotta get out

I gotta get out right now

Before they find out that this song is about

Hot women are a venom and lust is a disease

I want to be free, but hot chicks are after me

Gotta get out

Gotta get out right now

'causе time is running out on this purity countdown

When they gеt in your head

They’re gonna try to take over ya

Call it what you want, I call it caligynephobia!

Go!

Caligynephobia!


[Verse 2]

Tall and tan and young and lovely

That girl is wearing her top too snugly

And the more you show at a Rusty Shipp show

Is gonna show when our songs start going down the commode

'Cause I can’t think straight, I’m gonna lose control

Once it’s in your system you just can’t Let Go

So how am I supposed to balance being friends and purity

When everytime I turn around the ladies are all out to get me!


[Chorus]

Gotta get out

I gotta get out right now

Before they find out that this song is about

Hot women are a venom and lust is a disease

I want to be free, but hot chicks are after me

Gotta get out

Gotta get out right now

'Cause time is running out on this purity countdown

When they get in your head

They’re gonna try to take over ya

Call it what you want, I call it caligynephobia!

Go!


[Breakdown]


[Verse 2]

All these little girls started out on Disney

Now they’re making trashy videos on MTV

Can’t you see all your little fans are gonna follow you?

All you lazy parents stop saying “oh, so what?”

When your daughter is showing off her big fat butt

Can’t you see that your child’s gonna get abused?

No, I’m not gay, I don’t care what they say

Just because I’m not a creeper and I try to stay away

Doesn’t mean I’ve got a scheme or I’m trying to be mean

I’m just a guy living life like it’s supposed to be

They look good and they know it, and they definitely show it

They’ve got me under their thumb and I don’t see how I can overcome it

Too high, too low, how far will it go?

Till we’re running around naked and there’s nothing left to show!

Go!


[Chorus]

Gotta get out

I gotta get out right now

Before they find out that this song is about

Hot women are a venom and lust is a disease

I want to be free, but hot chicks are after me

Gotta get out

Gotta get out right now

'cause time is running out on this purity countdown

When they get in your head

They’re gonna try to take over ya

Call it what you want, I call it caligynephobia!

Go!

I think I’ve got a case of caligynephobia

Does anybody have some medicine for caligynephobia?