When I was younger, a few years ago

Was gonna be an actor in the movie shows

I'd light up the silver screen

Lookit now, no one's heard of me

I get distracted by other things in the world

Playing and traveling and those pretty girls

All the plans I schemed so well

Well, they've All Gone to Hell

They've All Gone to Hell

When I lived in Houston I had a rich wife

Gonna have some kids and the fine life

She and the FеdEx man had a fling

So long, honey, you can keep the ring

It's not like I dеserve everything that came my way

Feel like a washed car on a rainy day

All the schemes I planned so well

Well, they've All Gone to Hell

They've All Gone to Hell

Yes, I've heard about those mice and men

Thought it did not apply to me back then

Should have known that things would go awry

When I heard God laughing way up in the sky

When I moved north was gonna write a book

Blow the minds of those who took a look

Got the first chapter in my head

Probably won't finish before I'm dead

I get distracted by other things in the world

Playing and traveling and those pretty girls

All the plans I schemed so well

Well, they've All Gone to Hell

It's not like I deserve everything that came my way

Feel like a washed car on a rainy day

All the schemes I planned so well

Well, they've All Gone to Hell

They've All Gone to Hell

Yeah, yeah

They've All Gone to Hell