Hey Mr Cab Driver play the rusty bugle horn

For sweet and sour Jane

Marshmallow mermaid, sugar honey unicorn

We laughed until it rained

Kathleen Caffeine slow down (x2)

I put my faith in a better place than here

A place for you and me

You need escapism

Here take this laser gun

From me

Here take this laser gun

Hey Mr Cab Driver play the rusty bugle horn

For sweet and sour Jane

Marshmallow mermaid, sugar honey unicorn

We laughed until it rained

Kathleen Caffeine slow down (x2)

My imaginary friends all think I'm great

Helpful in many different ways

Let's make this makeshift spaceship

And fly away, mmm fly away

Hey Mr Cab Driver play the rusty bugle horn

For sweet and sour Jane

Marshmallow mermaid, sugar honey unicorn

We laughed until it rained

Kathleen Caffeine slow down (x2)