[Verse 1]

Pets come in all different sizes

Very small, or wide or tall

Pets come in all different shapes like

Squares, circles, tris and ovals

[Verse 2]

I’ll walk to pet boarding

Swinging keys in my hand

‘Don’t work when you don’t have to’

Is not something that I understand

[Chorus]

I’ll take you away

To my mansion

Where it’s nice and green

The grass is always clean (so clean!)

Inside my old shed

Withered flowers which are dead

A big old machine

Has just ground up a spleen (a spleen!)

[Verse 3]

So if my sight is blurred then

I’ll adopt a bird

Fishy friend can come too

He’ll be part of thе crew

[Verse 4]

Canines looking fine and a

Fеline, and now she’s mine

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Saurus, Well, he saw us!

[Chorus]

I’ll take you a-way

To my mansion

Where it’s nice and green

The grass is always clean (ehhh!)

Inside my old shed

Withered flowers which are dead

A big old machine

Has just ground up a fiend (a fiend!)

[Verse 5]

Pour ingredients in it

A pinch (of salt?) won’t flinch an inch

Keep records safe in my vault so

I don’t endorse the occult

[Verse 6]

Come one, two to my restaurant!

Come in, largest of crowds

Don’t know my secret formula

Background Orchestra

Blessed by Proserpina

With covering fishing nets to

Disguise their own dead pets

[Chorus]

You’ve gone a long ways

To my mansion

Where t’was nice and green

The grass is no longer clean

And inside my old shed

WIthered flowers which are dead

A big old machine

Has now been quarantined