[Verse 1]
Terrarium, fair-ium, it’s built on fusarium
Iguana, tuatara, gecko and komodo
Heat lamp cities, sure lookin’ pretty
Shed my skin: twice for the win!
Venom in my veins, but I’m smooth with the charm
I don’t wanna lose you like I could lose my arm
Then I’d again I’d regrow it, like I’m doing with our love
Watchin’ you once more on a rock high above
[Chorus]
See my sick flick, eyeball to the tongue to the lick
Lizard love, I’ve been waiting all week - I’m looking chic!
Lizard love, lookin’ down from above - above the creek!
[Verse 2]
Every line I rehearse, I’ll say in this verse:
“I ain’t got no brain when I’m by your membranе!”
“Got a nail in my tail, and needles in my scales!”
“A samaritan when I’m bеside that keratin!”
“Can’t not take a gander at a salamander!”
“Salamanders aren’t lizards: what the fuck am I saying?”
Swap the 'i' for an 'a', in skink, that’s it, you’ll get my kink!
I got less webbed toes then I got webbed hoes!
[Chorus]
See my sick flick, eyeball to the tongue to the lick
Lizard love, I’ve been waiting all week - I’m looking chic!
Lizard love, lookin’ down from above - above the creek!
Lizard love, lookin’ down from above - too sleek!
[Bridge]
I bite back my tongue, my sanity flickers…
The fire in my heart is starting to simmer…
So let’s sample R2-D2!
[Verse 3]
I wonder why you don’t come ‘round no more
You scream “misogynist” when I call you a whore!
I can change, I can change, please have me back!
I promise this time I won’t hit, won’t attack!
Can’t change, can’t change, don’t deserve any love
From women, friends or family or gods from above
I’m rouge for Rogan, berserk for Kirk
Bigots fucking suck, they’re mindless muck
They suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck, suck!
And I’m one of them, don’t take after me!
Otherwise you’d win
The Stupid Lizard Degree!
[Chorus]
See my sick flick, eyeball to the tongue to the lick
Lizard love, I’ve been waiting all week - I’m looking chic!
Lizard love, lookin’ down from above - above the creek!
Lizard love, lookin’ down from above - too sleek!
[Outro 1]
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