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[Verse]

I love eating tangerines

I dip ‘em in sweet chili

The weather out here’s, a bit chilly

Why he actin’ silly

Smell good deodorant let’s get it over with

Smell good deodorant let’s get it over with

Smell good deodorant let’s get it over with

I stay fresh, like a pack deodorant I can’t wait until we get it over with

Unlimited space when I stay at my crib (yеah)

Not talking ‘bout dick but go on get a grip (woah)

When I say what I do I am not one to fib (yеah)

Saliva all over me give her a bib (woah)

I’m the messiah, a pussy compadre (run)

I’ll eat her out, if she had a bad day (yeah)

Don’t be a guey, on top of my game (never)

I stay on my own I got no one to claim (ah)

I wanna fuck Smurfette

So I take her to the DoubleTree in LA Lafeyette

She got me really nervous so much so I had to break a sweat

She got the real blue waffle

Sex was awful

But I do not mind since I’m dressed in designer (yeah)

I’m sitting down count my money on recliners (I do)

Diamonds all black like a mu’fucking miner (what?)

Bust in 20 seconds I brought of the timer (yeah)

I’m raising the rent ‘cuz my tenants are bitches

I drown in designer and drown in the riches

That pussy pink but she sleep with the fishes (yeah)

It smell really bad gotta clean it like dishes (ew)

So I tell her (what?)

If you catch me cheating then I’ll never tell you sorry (woah)

I will go to every club and let the strippers touch my johnny (ew)

And buy all some molly (oh yeah? why?)

It make the sex jolly

If you crying then I’ll ask you please write me a summary (write it)

I don’t care ‘bout you gotta say you only bother me (uh)

If you want me to listen then you gotta shave that shrubbery (snip)

But hey that only buys like you minute, that’s the limit

Less you go and cop some thousand dollar tree for me (run)

I’m smoking on the pack

I matched with a ho and she from Austria-Hungary (war)

Deep throat right before your voice recital fuck your do-re-mi (do-do)

I’m only worried if the little thing can even handle me (she can’t)

Never mind she hopped up on the scale and was um, too weighty (ew)

Bought so many condoms that shit weighed as much as two babies (heavy)

That pussy was from hell as if stuck my dick into Hades (burn)

Read up on the leukocytes like I’m taking Piru AP (testing)

Treat my bitch like objects (where?)

Sell the dope to projects (yeah)

Flirt with your ex in the comments (yeah)

And her mom in the process (woah)

I take your virginity then I sell that shit on StockX (cha-ching)

You getting game, nonsense

Selling her used garments (ew)

I got pornography on the computer (woah)

Invisible women a supercomputer (yeah)

And when send I messages for booty calls

That’s the only time that I’ll be a commuter (rring-rring)

She got a booty and it’s even a tooter

A bubble of air it slide into cooter

Mom look at me I’m a never a loser (pah pah)

I beat up the pussy I guess I abuse her

Cemeteries

I take my prostitutes there and there audience, but there’s not no commentary

I still pay them a band

They a bit opulent and I’m cromulent and I’m dominant and so fucking confident

I’m only friends with your mom for the benefits (woah)

Her titties pointy like top of a pyramid (fut)

I am so bigoted, cash I inhibited

Reading her eyes so my dick I exhibited (wee)

They gotta like me like high budget comedy and in all honesty I don’t do modesty

Will I ever run a train on the grannies? (maybe, uh)

Probably