Little Sally Walker goes walking down the street

She didn't have no shoes and she had no food to eat

Johnny Russell Lightly promised money, promised bread

She didn't want to call so she texted him instead

Oh, Little Lily Lou is a pretty fancy girl

She writes for a major magazine and dresses like a pearl

Johnny Russell Lightly, he don't have a lot of clout

Put his number on her hand, said "I'd like to take you out"

Oh, Little Sally Walker, do your thing, do your thing

Little Lily Lou, do your thing, do your thing

You might think he's on a one-night fling

But Johnny is in bed with the dread

Oh, Julie Maroon is wild but has some poise

She buys all her books on Amazon, she like both girls and boys

Johnny took her skinny-dipping in the month of June

And now it's almost August and she hopes he'll call her soon

Well, don't get me wrong, Johnny Lightly's a good man

He just wants a relationship and cannot understand

Why, he finds a lady and oh, he thinks she's fine

But after a few dates, he goes fishing back on line

Oh, Little Sally Walker, do your thing, do your thing

Little Lily Lou, do your thing, do your thing

Don't be waitin' for some diamond ring

'Cause Johnny is in bed with the dread, dread

So Johnny, Johnny, Johnny, I'm picking up my drool

'Cause I've been educated inside the Golden Rule

I'm pushing things along and I will not wait around

Just to blow a lot of dough to try to nail you down

Little Sally Walker, do your thing, do your thing

Little Lily Lou, do your thing, do your thing

You might think he's on a one-night fling

But Johnny is in bed with the dread, the dread