[Chorus]

You're an overgrown umbilical cord

I'm a leaking mobile liquor store

I could never be what you wanted me for

I could never be what you want

You're an overgrown umbilical cord

I'm a leaking mobile liquor store

I could never be what you wanted me for

I could never be what you want

[Verse 1]

I'm constantly away on tour

And you just hate being ignored

I'm sitting, listening to orchestral scores

You're making bank and practicing law

[Chorus]

You're an overgrown umbilical cord

I'm a leaking mobile liquor store

I could never be what you wanted mе for

I could never be what you want

You'rе an overgrown umbilical cord

I'm a leaking mobile liquor store

I could never be what you wanted me for

I could never be what you want

[Verse 2]

I mostly lie around on the floor

I guarantee you'd get so bored

With my growing list of shitty flaws

But that worldly oyster is all yours

[Chorus]

You're an overgrown umbilical cord

I'm a leaking mobile liquor store

I could never be what you wanted me for

I could never be what you want

You're an overgrown umbilical cord

I'm a leaking mobile liquor store

I could never be what you wanted me for

I could never be what you want