[Verse 1]

You think I'm beautiful

But you're delusional

Already got my own beer, thanks

Not to seem rude at all

Asking me to jam

Kinda makes you look like a tool

Little do you know

I'm underage and I'm still at school

[Verse 2]

I don't go out enough

And my Insta bio's way too plain

It's an emoji of a rat

'Cause I don't promote bikinis for the pay

Should I put a funny Simpsons quote

My love for yoga, or my age?

Or the fact that I'm single, Buddhist

And vegan on weekdays

[Chorus]

I don't know

I don't know

[Verse 3]

I can't ride a wave for shit

So I guess I'm not a member

Of all the sick chicks that wake at 5:00am

For those double over-headers

I think sitting alone at home

On my own computer's better

Watching anime, or was it hentai?

Fuck, I can't remember

[Verse 4]

And yeah, I'm the bad guy

For breakin' all the big boy's hearts

I'm every mother's nightmare

Religiously inhaling beer and darts

So don't get bitter, kid

'Cause you know that it was never meant to last

I'm a single stay-at-home mum

Waiting around on her arse

[Chorus]

I don't know

I don't know

[Bridge]

Now I'm on struggle street

I'm camping in my own backyard

My mum's freakin' out

Livin' with the 'rents is gettin' kinda hard

So I'm scriptin' this shit

While I wait for Libby's pink car

Hopin' my shitty circumstance with witty words

Can give you all a laugh

[Chorus]

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know

I don't know