[Verse 1]

I'm drivin' in my new car to my new house

It's a Toyota, my dad, he helped me out

It reminds me of the first one my mum bought

It's big and it's white, the soccer mum sort

The previous shared space was in The Shire

A mighty average place to retire

Now we're on a farmhouse of marble floors

I needed to get out, I needed it because

[Chorus]

No dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

[Verse 2]

There's a few of us livin' in this insane place

The bathroom's big enough for a moderate rave

On the piss, watchin' telly after work

Even the skies out here are so cheap it hurts

[Chorus]

No dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

[Bridge]

Aren't we all?

Dodgy neighbours (And tax evaders)

Dodgy neighbours (And tax evaders)

Dodgy neighbours (And tax evaders)

Dodgy neighbours

[Chorus]

No dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

Dodgy neighbours or tax evaders

[Outro]

Minding my own business, tryin' to pay rent

I'll probably end up living in the suburbs again