[Intro]

Uh, I'm not sure how

But my legs...

They feckin came off!

[Verse 1]

I was walkin' round Camden

Just buyin' some meth

I saw a sketchy hooded guy

And he said his name is Seth

He gave me a brown bag

And then I took opened up the bag

I turned around and saw that

Seth had just pissed off and left me alone right here with a bag full of what smells like dog shit

[Chorus]

Its a pain to walk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to talk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to stalk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to eat chalk

When you don't have your limbs attached

[Verse 2]

Since that guy ran away from me

I thought I should look round for Seth

So I went up to the ominous building across the road

And hired a Private Investigator named Beth

Now Beth was a woman

And I had a panic attack

Because I've never spoken to a woman before

And also Beth is black

[Chorus]

Its a pain to walk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to talk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to stalk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to eat chalk

When you don't have your limbs attached

[Bridge]

So we looked around, me and Beth

Trying our very best

We dabbed, we stabbed, we found a crab in a lab

But then we found something but i can't think of a word that rhymes with best

[Chorus]

Its a pain to walk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to talk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to stalk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to eat chalk

When you don't have your limbs attached

Its a pain to walk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to talk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to stalk

When you got no legs

Its a pain to eat chalk

When you don't have your limbs attached

[Outro]

We ended up finding out what was in the bag

And we also found Seth

In the bag was some Pez dispensers

And it turns out Seth had a heat stroke and died because its summer and Seth just fucking decided to put a hoodie on

Yeahhhhhhhhhh...