I wanna be eccentric

I wanna be your boo

I wanna be Boo Radley

Do you wanna be eccentric too?

We could buy a mansion

Or would you rather live on a ranch?

I don't give a fuck about the living space

If you fucking hold my hand

I could be a drunk uncle

I could be a deadbeat friend

I could just drop everything

Or I could just drop dead

You can have my vaguest ambition

You can have my conquered world

I'm a statue made of stomach acid

I'm a statue with all ten toes curled