Cousin! Cousin!

Let’s do some bad bowling (x2)

Bowling, bowling, let’s go bowling

Bo-bowling, let’s go bowling

Bowling, bowling, let’s go bowling

Bo-bowling, want to go bowling? (x2)

Verse 1 (Roman):

Niko, cousin, let’s do bowling

Darts.. no, it’s kind of boring

Alleys, balls, this game’s great

Let’s go cousin, you are not safe;

I’m a master bowler Niko, true

Seriously cousin, time to get schooled

One of a kind, that is me

Time to rewrite bowling history

Hey man it’s me, Roman

It is the moment for us to spend some quality time together

How about that old American pastime bowling!

Chorus:

I want your pins and I want your balls

You and me could do some bad bowling (Cousin!)

I want your pins and all your big bowling balls

You and me could do some bad bowling

Cousin! Cousin!

Let’s do some bad bowling (x2)

(Bowling, bowling, let’s go bowling

Bo-bowling, let’s go bowling

Bowling, bowling, let’s go bowling

Bo-bowling, want to go bowling?)

Verse 2 (Niko):

Roman, cousin, f*ck bowling

I told you this is really annoying

Let’s play darts, shoot some pool

I cannot bowl with you, you fool;

Roman, I can’t do this sh*t

Bowling has made you sick

Come on, stop talking sh*t

I feel bad, you’re pathetic

I’m sorry cousin, can’t bowling with you right now

I must be doing other stuff. (Cousin, what is up with this?)

I’ve got to go, Roman

Cousin, let’s do some bowling (x2)

Niko, I love bowling (x2)

Come on, Niko! Let’s do some bowling

You always were good handling big balls

AHAHAHA!!! Do you get it, cousin?! Do you get it?!

Ahah, I’m pissing myself! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chorus:

I want your pins and I want your balls

You and me could do some bad bowling (Cousin!)

I want your pins and all your big bowling balls

You and me could do some bad bowling

Cousin! Cousin!

Let’s do some bad bowling (x2)

Cousin, I am loving the bowling! Pick me up in next hour