[Intro]

One, two

One, two, fuck you

[Verse 1]

Saw you having dinner

With some douchebag in a suit and tie

You were taking pictures

Of a meal that only he could buy

Hey, mister, mister

No offense but I used to call her mine

Next time you're with her

[Chorus]

Could you save a seat for me?

Could you save a seat for me?

[Verse 2]

Ran out of money

Now you sleep with men who pay your bills

And I find it funny

But that's also one hell of a skill

When the road gets bumpy

You run away just for the thrill

If you leave the country

[Chorus]

Could you save a seat for me?

Could you save a seat for me?

[Verse 3]

You dress like the '90s

But he wants you wearing something else

You speak politely

Every time he speaks he has to yell

He'll buy a ring that's shiny

Married in a dress that's long as hell

And you won't invite me

[Chorus]

But could you save a seat for me? (Oh, yeah)

Could you save a seat for me? (Hmm)

Could you save a seat for me? (Oh)

Could you save a seat for me? (Hmm)

Could you save a seat for me?