Ah, something's wrong with Gertrude

Ah, she don't like the attitude

Her other knows she can't understand

If you touch her, she will burn your hand

Ah, something's gotten into her

Ah, now she doesn't want my help

Ah, she thinks I only love myself

You know I can't understand

Nobody's gonna hold my hand

Ah, something's gotten into her

Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks

Your bad taste can't do the trick

So where's the cops? Face down

Miss that beat

Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks

Your bad taste can't do the trick

So where's the cops? Face down

Miss that beat

Miss that beat

Alright, yeah

Ah, I need a second to relax

Ah, a flag to fly and win you fast

And if you try to force her to be King

She ain't never gonna be your Queen

Ah, something's gotten into her

Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks

Your bad taste can't do the trick

So where's the cops? Face down

I miss that beat

Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks

Your bad taste can't do the trick

So where's the cops? Face down

Miss that beat

Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks

Your bad taste can't do the trick

So where's the cops? Face down

Miss that beat

Lipstick stains and peppermint sticks

Your bad taste can't do the trick

So where's the cops? Face down

Miss that beat

You don't miss that beat

You don't miss that beat

You don't miss that beat

You don't miss that-