[Verse 1]

I have more fun in bed without you in it

I’m alone, but don’t feel lonely, it’s a given

I don’t wake up at 5 am

When you come home from partying

I have more fun in bed without you in it

Mmm, that’s some good shit

[Verse 2]

I’m still good friends with your best friend’s girlfriend (what up, ayy?)

And I watch whatever the hell I want on Netflix

I don’t have to worry that you’re hanging out

With some other girl in some other town

I’m still good friends with your best friend’s girlfriend

Yeah, she’s some good shit

[Chorus]

You took your swearin’ and your fightin’

The “where are you, stop lyin’”s

You took the gettin’ drunk on Monday nights

‘Cause you can’t handle a sober fight

You took all of your bullshit

Baby, you left me

You left me with the good shit

[Verse 3]

But I got my windows down and I sing along to the radio

There’s still two-for-one tequila at the bar we used to go

I no longer deal with all your friends

Making offside jokes at my expense

Windows down and I sing along to the radio

That’s some good shit, yo

[Chorus]

You took your swearin’ and your fightin’

The “where are you, stop lyin’”s

You took the gettin’ drunk on Monday nights

‘Cause you can’t handle a sober fight

You took all of your bullshit

Baby, you left me, you left me with the good shit

[Bridge]

Yeah, maybe you hate me, but I finally don’t care

For the first time in three years, I’m happy that you’re not here

It’s pretty cliché, but I’m gonna be okay

By accident or on purpose

Baby you left me, you left me with the good shit

[Chorus]

You took your swearin’ and the fightin’

The “where are you, stop lyin’”s

You took the gettin’ drunk on Monday nights

‘Cause you can’t handle a sober fight

You took all of your bullshit

Baby, you left me

Oh, we both know I deserve it

Baby, you left me

You left me with the good shit

[Outro]

You could’ve left like a hundred bucks though, that would’ve been nice