[Verse 1]

You're always up to no good

Your fingers in my cookie jar

You can have my checkbook, Visa, and my Mastercard too

Ain't no price too high for what you do

[Pre-Chorus 1]

You could be my dog

I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight

We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye

Let's do it right now

[Chorus]

My new favourite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

My new favourite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

[Verse 2]

Your car's a dump and you're broke (but that's alright)

I never liked them fancy guys

You don't even look good, God, it ain't right

But you're starry-eyed and out of sight

[Pre-Chorus 2]

You could fall apart

I would post your bail bonds when cash was tight

We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye

Let's do it right now

[Chorus]

My new favourite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

My new favourite thing to do

Is wasting my time on you

My new favourite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

My new favourite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

[Verse 3]

You're always up to no good

You catch on like a bonfire

Every single worn-out line is shiny and new

I never met a sweeter liar

[Pre-Chorus 3]

You could be my king

I would knit you mittens and make you pie

We could fall in love

I could be the apple of your eye

Lets do it right now

[Chorus]

My new favourite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

My new favourite thing to do

Is wasting my time on you

My new favourite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

My new favourite thing to do

Is wasting my time on a bum like you

[Outro]

Wasting my time on a bum like you

Wasting my time on a bum like you